A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview.
Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, "What's 2+2?"
"Ummm... 4!" the blonde says.
Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: "What's the square root of 100?"
"Ummm... 10!" the blonde says.
"Good!" the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. "OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
"Ummm... I don't know," she admits.
"Well, you can go home and think about it," he says, "and come back later and tell me what you've figured out." He figures that's the last he'll see of her.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
"Not only did I get the job," the blonde says, "but I've already been assigned to a murder case!"
Seperti yang kita tahu, ada dua merk detergen yang sangat terkenal di Indonesia, Rinso dan Attack. Tapi tahukah anda ternyata kedua detergen itu tidak bisa digunakan bersamaan, jika kita campur kedua detergen itu maka tidak akan berbusa.
Hal ini dapat dibuktikan dan dicoba di rumah...
Caranya :
Ambil satu takar Rinso masukan dalam ember, lalu satu takar Attack masukan dalam satu ember yang sama...
Kemudian campur dan aduk...
Biarkan selama 5 menit...
Pasti tidak akan berbusa...
Karena apa...?
Karena tidak dicampur air...
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."
Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
One day in a computer store, a gentleman call in with a smoking power supply. The service representative was having a bit of trouble convincing this guy that he had a hardware problem.Service Rep: Sir, something has burned within your power supply.
Customer: I bet that there is some command that I can put into the AUTOEXEC.BAT file that will take care of this.
Service Rep: There is nothing that software can do to help you with this problem.
Customer: I know that there is something I can put in... some command... maybe it should go into the CONFIG.SYS.
..After a few minutes of going round and round..
Service Rep: Okay, I am not supposed to tell anyone this but there is a hidden command in some versions of DOS that you can use. I want you to edit your AUTOEXEC.BAT and add the last line as C:DOSNOSMOKE and reboot your computer.
.. and then the customer try to do this..
Customer: It is still smoking.
Service Rep: I guess you'll need to call Microsoft and ask them for a patch for the NOSMOKE.EXE.
..The customer then hung up. But he calls back a few hours later!..
Service Rep: Hello, Sir, how is your computer?
Customer: I called Microsoft and they said that my power supply is incompatible with their NOSMOKE.EXE and that I need to get a new one. I was wondering when I can have that done and how much it will cost....